A weekend in DC provided me with the appropriate occasion to shock and awe the Beltway with progressive urban fashion that is difficult for Washington insiders to comprehend. Walking along the National Mall this morning, I got many stink eyes that confirmed my suspicions that Washington women are to style what Russia is to Democracy. While both are fronts (i.e. Ann Taylor Loft and the Kremlin) they share something else in common. Supporting state sponsored terrorism. While Russia s permanent status as a member of the UN Security Council and strategic geopolitical location allows them to be major players in stopping Iranian nuclear proliferation, they have succumbed to Cold War Realpolitik and see allies in terrorist governments. Likewise, Washingtonian women get their style inspiration from known socialist terrorists embedded in the US Congress. Just ask Allen West.